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  1. dead mike

    Official Music Thread

    If some guy told me I could only buy drugs with brown hunnids I would never buy drugs from him
  2. dead mike

    Hello all. I'm new(ish)

    Hi my name is dead Mike i just enjoy touching myself, don't mind me, enjoy your stay, Lord knows what awaits you on your journey with darkly
  3. dead mike

    Proline

    Post your picks for proline I never win but somebody here gotta have some skills
  4. dead mike

    Official Music Thread

    My boy who I recorded all these tracks with we got in a fight and he put a dent in my car, literally over 15 bux u could say. Anyways sometimes I think I'm the Weeknd, the medication I'm on make this song sound so good.
  5. dead mike

    Forum's dead but whatever, what are you playing these days?

    Playing dis game called Uber it's fun then blowing all my dough on hookers. I think I caught hurps on my dick but it's all good banged a few hot ones in the process so totally worth it. I miss using this site, FB and Twitter be getting my rocks off from time to time, but no where else will...
  6. dead mike

    I found a hooker who will suck my dick for 30 bucks, I masterbaited instead, I can sleep tight...

    I found a hooker who will suck my dick for 30 bucks, I masterbaited instead, I can sleep tight knowing all the money I saved
  7. dead mike

    NEWS TD is Dead, Long Live TD

    td for life, next time my girl tries contacting me sometime in 2018 the first thing shes doing to make up for the wrongs she has done to me is getting darkly tattoed on her ass
  8. dead mike

    Get To Know Me

    embrace the gay
  9. dead mike

    female Cosplay, Postem

    Yes I can fap to this thread I'll make a day of it
  10. dead mike

    Stealing a Shirt in Uganda

    Back home they just do a lil robot chop to the elbow, that video gave me warm and fuzzies all over. Thanks!
  11. dead mike

    I like eating pussy and getting my dick sucked, if you like those things, it appears you've come...

    I like eating pussy and getting my dick sucked, if you like those things, it appears you've come to the right place.
  12. dead mike

    Hey, I am new here

    Welcome to the forums, have fun while you're here, because in the end, we all die.
  13. dead mike

    Official Music Thread

    new track, errday orginal instrumental recorded outside my temple <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src=""></iframe>
  14. dead mike

    Darkly Meet

    Your second your toe is longer then your big toe, 'sall good, would still bang
  15. dead mike

    Official Music Thread

    That was a cool story
  16. dead mike

    Official Music Thread

    Made a new beat, gonna get it in at the studio soon <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src=""></iframe>
  17. dead mike

    Official Music Thread

    another song we be tearing it up <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src=""></iframe>
  18. dead mike

    Well, that was shit!

    Fuck hookers and charge them money for your dick, best job in da world
  19. dead mike

    Well, that was shit!

    I'm glad you broke up with that sket, sounds like her highest ambition in life is to get laid and Rob someone for their money. Matter fact fuck all bitches, just another example of why you should never believe in pussy, I shit on that hoes like that.
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