COFFEE

[Fork Included]

i was bored.. whatever



Coffee black and coffee cream
Ground up mold sold sight unseen
Will you ponder at this wonder
resting in your hands so clean

but it's tasty, but it's good
screaming loudly you profuse
banging on your big wide chest
proud to hold the timmies crest

how could coffee do you wrong
being part of life so long
ancient turks and ancient mayans
drinking to their hearts' desires

be forewarned my friend however
for within the darkened flavor
lies an evil all too known
a black devil chaperone

have too much a taste this morning, evening, midnight
not too worry
but one day the shakes are coming
trembling hands that can't stop humming
every cell inside your body, humming
coffee
coffee, give me coffee
give me coffee now
don't judge me

but I for one can't judge you
for I have become one with you
let this be a warning then
to all those souls that could be saved

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Someone call the fag police.

 

[Fork Included]

I am the fag.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

LOL I meant to do a quote-fixed thing. Ended up editing your post instead. Oh, well.

 

[Fork Included]

fix it back you faggot.

 

[iac]

this sounds like a starbucks fag..

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I don't even remember what you said. Too humid.

 

[47]

not bad, some dr seuss shit

 

[Fork Included]

i was trying to channel Poe

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Channel all the world's fags is more like it.

 

[Leroy]

Somebody called for the fag police?

License, registration please.

 

[iac]

Licence***** Get your Americano coffee

 

[TurboTaco]

I would hate to read the poem fork used to get his wife to marry him >.>

 

[Fork Included]

I would hate to read the poem fork used to get his wife to marry him >.>

i used the Borat method... no poem necessary.

 

[Remy]

i used the Borat method... no poem necessary.

This was also used when Fork recited his vows...that I was late for...Thanks LB.

 

[TurboTaco]

when will Darkly ever be top news on reddit? you'd think all the dumb shit posted on here would be reddit worthy at some point :\

 

[Steve]

when will Darkly ever be top news on reddit? you'd think all the dumb shit posted on here would be reddit worthy at some point :\

implying being top news on reddit is a good thing

 

[TurboTaco]

haha true

 

[mandy]

I'll make this into a song and give Fork 50% royalties.

 

[TurboTaco]

I'll make this into a song and give Fork 50% royalties.

Will EMI produce it?