Midget Joke

[crojon]

why do midgets laugh, when runnin?.... because the grass tickles their balls.

 

[Gump]

HAHAHA! haven't heard that one before.

 

[47]

LAWL ! good one Jon

 

[omission]

Do midgets get paid under the table?

 

[vinny paz]

I punt midgets like footballs.

 

[omission]

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells.

Q. What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
A short circuit.

Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a midget?
He was nuts over her!

Knock! Knock!, Who's There?, Midget.
Midget who?, A midget who cant reach the doorbell.