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Preparing for the Apocalypse!!!

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Ba Chicka Wa Wa

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Well I'm new to the forums so I hope there's not a thread out there for this. We all know the world is coming to an end in the year 2012. Everyone has predicted it. While many are not sure how it will happen I'm sure it will have something to do with zombies! While my knowledge is vast in seeing almost every zombie movie ever made, and playing any game with a zombie mode.... I finally bought my first gun a few months ago. A nice Beretta 9mm. I love it! I was wondering if and who has what guns of their own and how they like them. I will be looking to make another purchase and adding to my collection soon! Any comment about zombies is always good talk too.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
Welcome. I also enjoy killing zombies. [brag]I've achieved my "what are you trying to prove" achievement in L4D, which automatically elevates me above noobhood[/brag]

welcome.
 

Fork Included

TD Admin
we dont get to own guns in canada

not in any useful sense anyway.


as for zombies, first thing is one would need to build a zombie proof suit.

i'm seeing the use of hockey equipment and lots of ductape

human teeth cant rip through plastic, so if you can protect yourself from bites you can survive that much longer, so far as i know zombies dont know karate.


then i dont know.. wonder around.

id probably go north, into the cold, and wait till the zombies die out or whatever.
 

Fork Included

TD Admin
nah

corpses which have been rised to life by magic, are undead, but thats Fantasy, a different realm.

zombies as far as i understand, are living, but simply mutated, and do in fact have a life expectancy.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
I'd shoot the kid in the cubicle next to me. If there was a zombie apocalypse. Regardless of his zombie/human status or classification.
 

Low Budget

DGN Staff
Staff member
Its not gonna be the end of the world you crazy mofos. On December 21 2012, the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar (Mayan) completes it's 13th cycle. Meaning the Mayan calender ENDS on that day.
Something will most likely happen, but not the end of the world. Some sore of evolution maybe?
Also other speculators "claim that an alignment will occur when the sun rises above the horizon on December 21 2012, at which point the sun will rise in the middle of the Milky Way Galaxy, thus causing an alignment between the earth, sun, and the galactic center. It is claimed that this event will cause numerous changes on Earth. However, the event is only a visual phenomenon from the Earth's perspective, which is caused by the precession of the equinoxes or the 26,000 year wobble of the earth, and thus only changes our perspective, not the actual position of the earth in relation to the galaxy. In short, there is no gravitational force or radiation to be expected from this event because other than the tilt of the earth, nothing will be any different from what occurs in any other solstice."

We will still be alive people. Stop preparing for the end of the world, it's not happening yet. :)
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
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we dont get to own guns in canada

not in any useful sense anyway.


as for zombies, first thing is one would need to build a zombie proof suit.

i'm seeing the use of hockey equipment and lots of ductape

human teeth cant rip through plastic, so if you can protect yourself from bites you can survive that much longer, so far as i know zombies dont know karate.


then i dont know.. wonder around.

id probably go north, into the cold, and wait till the zombies die out or whatever.
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I got my 1911 and my remmington 870 for those fucker zombies to bite on!!
 

Fork Included

TD Admin
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wow low budget way to just ruin my day :(
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hey man, if you want to go out and shoot people be our guest

we havent had a mass shooting on the news in awhile

just make sure you're outside of toronto, k? thx hun, luv you, byeeee :D
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
[quote1234388053=Ba Chicka Wa Wa]
wow low budget way to just ruin my day :(
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He does this a lot to regulars, senior admin, and junior peeps.

He's so close to being kicked out of the blan, its not even funny.
 

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

TD Member
Yeah well I think I need to get me a Remington 870 shotgun. I hear its a really good one and not too expensive. Nothing like shooting people, I mean zombies with a shotgun. Or duel pistols like lara croft :)
 

Narf!

TD Admin
Noobs.

Guns are great! ...until you run out of fucking ammo! That's why I've also stocked up on an assortment of swords: double-edge broadsword, a katana that can connect with the sheath to form a spear, a regular katana, a combat knife, and 3 throwing knives for desperation use.
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
narf, can u actually throw knives?? i can trow a 9" kitchen knife like rambo ! 90% stick rate.
as for tha apocalypse, just stock up on canned food, water and ammo. board up and reinforce your house. there WILL be LOTS of zombies. you have to be prepared to blast your loved ones if they turn undead! beretta is a great gun, until it jams ! glock is the most reliable of the 9mm. but for the undead you will need more stopping power, like a bigger handgun, shotty or rifle. keep a full auto kit around for fast installation. flamethrower is good too !
 

Spinny

TD Admin / Giant Faggot
Nothing will happen on 2012... those damn gypsies just didn't know how to count that high :D or didn't think they would live to see that day so why keep on going
 

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

TD Member
Fuck the glocka. I shot one and I hate itM Everyone who has shot my beretta loves it. But yeah a shotty is the way to go. What would be sweet witht the knives is that chick from die hard with a vengance. The blonde russian one with the knives when she breaks into the bank she tears them bitchs up.
 
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