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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by E|ement^ #Torontogaming, Apr 6, 2015.

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  1. E|ement^ #Torontogaming

    E|ement^ #Torontogaming DARKLY Regular

    So... I got fucking DEALT with for April fools.... Some asshole put eggs under my pillows and in my bed sometime this weekend... I woke up this morning covered in eggs... And I mean COVERED... In my hair, all over my body, in my ass crack. My sheets are caked in egg. My pillows are stained... Someones getting revenged... HARD.
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  2. Fork Included

    Fork Included TD Admin

    how do you fall asleep on a bed of eggs and not know it?
  3. E|ement^ #Torontogaming

    E|ement^ #Torontogaming DARKLY Regular

    I am what you call a sound sleeper.. My window overlooks train tracks 30 ft from my head at night. CN and go train use them daily.
  4. OG buckshot jr

    OG buckshot jr TD Admin

    So, how do you fall asleep on a bed of eggs and not know it?
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  5. E|ement^ #Torontogaming

    E|ement^ #Torontogaming DARKLY Regular

    I didnt feel them when I passed out..
  6. OG buckshot jr

    OG buckshot jr TD Admin

    #elementsilves
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  7. E|ement^ #Torontogaming

    E|ement^ #Torontogaming DARKLY Regular

    You mean life? What is ilves?
  8. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    By the way, the censor filters turn "cum" into "eggs" here on the forum.
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  9. E|ement^ #Torontogaming

    E|ement^ #Torontogaming DARKLY Regular

    Bahahhaha omg that was good!
  10. Fork Included

    Fork Included TD Admin

    inside joke, and it's neither life or ilves

    gawd, maybe you deserved that cum bed.
  11. Dr. Zoidberg

    Dr. Zoidberg TD Admin

    Did element get shot too?
  12. Fork Included

    Fork Included TD Admin

    No, but he's a suspect LiR
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  13. HappySticks™

    HappySticks™ TD Admin

    Jakk's long lost brother?

    :notsure:
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  14. E|ement^ #Torontogaming

    E|ement^ #Torontogaming DARKLY Regular

    I'm a suspected LiR? Wtf is that?
  15. dead mike

    dead mike TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King

    It mean your story...
    Pics or it didnt happen
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  16. E|ement^ #Torontogaming

    E|ement^ #Torontogaming DARKLY Regular

    Didn't get pics... Was to mad in the morning. Stripped my bed and threw everything into the laundry first thing after getting it off my body/hair. Will look for any residue on my wall or matress when I get home. I can send pics of my conversion between me and buddy who I suspected did it.
  17. Fork Included

    Fork Included TD Admin

    no evidence?

    sorry son, to the lir box with you
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