Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[OG buckshot jr]

Steve, after hearing that Zachy was not impressed by his parfarmance:

"Watch your asshole zachy, it seems Tarin is looking for prey."

 

[Fork Included]

chatbox
Brades: fork... need you on irc nao!

few seconds later:
13:08 superman soemone called
13:08 *** superman is now known as grammar_man
13:08 brades get out
13:08 grammar_man

13:08 brades that is all
13:09 grammar_man haha
13:09 grammar_man troll of the week
13:09 grammar_man gj
13:09 brades thx

 

[Leroy]

It is apparent things have fallen off quite a bit.

 

[iCe]

It is apparent things have fallen off quite a bit.

Remember when language wasn't censored and feeling werent hurt because people were "grown up"

It was funny as aids around here

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Remember when language wasn't censored and feeling werent hurt because people were "grown up"

It was funny as aids around here

Shut up, faggot.

 

[iCe]

Shut up, faggot.

 

[Fork Included]

KUSH`dayZ: when 47 talks about dayZ it sounds like hes just having a conversation about his home town

 

[DyNe]

^ LOL

 

[47]

hahahahha, da fuck !!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

brades: so ive been talking to this black chick down here
brades: last night she told me i could nail her in the ass

 

[Leroy]

We still president.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

We still president.

LOL

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

+Zubi: there is two sites lol
Pretty Pink Pony Princess: there is two grammars lol

Fork would be proud.

 

[Fork Included]

guess i have children out there in the wild after all

 

[47]

"im gonna go jerk off to some fuzzies on 4chan" - Leroy

lol, "fuzzies"

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

To Hinouchi

Have fun jelling your hair and playing GW2

Don't know why, but I lol'd. Maybe it was the spelling mistake.

 

[Steve]

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Nov 29, 22:14 <@low_budget> Trouble_SR: you herE?

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Beauty advice from LB:

15:46 <low budget> cum is good for your skin​

15:46 <low budget> bust a load, rub it on your face​

15:46 <low budget> let it sit 10-15 mins​

15:47 <low budget> rinse​

15:47 <low budget> better than a spa​

15:47 <low budget> shit is fresh and is more effective​

 

[zackychuu]

Beauty advice from LB:

15:46 <low budget> cum is good for your skin​

15:46 <low budget> bust a load, rub it on your face​

15:46 <low budget> let it sit 10-15 mins​

15:47 <low budget> rinse​

15:47 <low budget> better than a spa​

15:47 <low budget> shit is fresh and is more effective​

Oddly enough...
I've noticed that parts of the skin where either male or female cum has been touching are generally softer than normal