Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Brains]

hahah fuck didnt know u guys knew bout my coffee table literature

 

[auron]

Leroy to Steve:
if I were mahone, I'd be gay fucking you in your ass, just how you like it. Don't you dirty boy. Oh yeah, thats how you like it.. ooooh yeah, let big ole brown mahone put his little wee wee... oh yeah

 

[mandy]

from the one and only bj:
"did'ja know that i hit sb with 7 damage? 7 damage. i fucked up his motherfucking shoe lace."

 

[Watermelon Jack]

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from the one and only bj:
"did'ja know that i hit sb with 7 damage? 7 damage. i fucked up his motherfucking shoe lace."
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Story of my life.

 

[Pyro]

This one was a couple weeks ago by BIOP. He had been telling the "updog" joke all day long before this attempt, so everyone was listening to see if he would trick Creeping Death:

BIOP: hey, uh creeping death.
CD: yeah?
BIOP:i know the garbage men have cleaned up Toronto pretty well by now, but does it still smell like updog?
CD:........
CD:i am a garbage man

 

[Keeripes!]

hahaha only BIOP.

 

[Fork Included]

Propaganda wrote..

"And when we kick your door down and your mom is squealing "who are you who are you!!!" and you run to lock yourself in the bathroom there will be no mercy. As Bucky beats you in front of your petrified, shrieking mother I will be in your room smashing all your shit including your Bionicle collection and that cheap ass Dell computer you play on. So smarten it up."

 

[auron]

We must find out what the data is telling us. We could have some gung-ho small weinered rapists among us.....
-Keeripes on the obvious

 

[Fork Included]

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[quote1260491867=OG buckshot jr]
[quote1260427156=Narf!]
[quote1260390950=OG buckshot jr]
Like Un-died kinda thing?
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Yeah. Like...Alive.
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un-died, as in coloured moron lol
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bj meant "dyed"
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[DrUgZ]

*DEAD* SouLja : give him some brains
*DEAD* SouLja : that always works
*DEAD* TD|Brains : its a girl tho
*DEAD* SouLja : would u rather it a guy
*DEAD* SouLja : ??

 

[BIOP]

[quote1260915659=DrUgZ]
*DEAD* SouLja : give him some brains
*DEAD* SouLja : that always works
*DEAD* TD|Brains : its a girl tho
*DEAD* SouLja : would u rather it a guy
*DEAD* SouLja : ??
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hahhahahhahahahhahaha oh brian.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

lol

 

[OG buckshot jr]

[quote1261029565=dead mike]
god forbid tooney tuesday falls on the last day of the month, shit goes bananas
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[HaileyHaze]

47, Toronto Darkly is serious fucking business, ok? We can't make rash decisions

-- SJ to 47 on procedures.


this one made me giggle the most hah

 

[auron]

We're going to shit their pants!-BJ

 

[Fork Included]

Spinny wrote ...

I flashed my flashlight at them and said stop and they were good...

 

[47]

We're going to shit their pants!-BJ

hahahahah roflmao

 

[HaileyHaze]

LOL SPINNY , this thread just makes me love td more! lol

 

[BIOP]

this was a month or so ago but it's still hilarious:
Brains(really drunk): "I would put it in a guy's but, what's the difference between a guy and a girl if it is in the butt?"
Some Random: "Ummmmm that's what makes you gay or straight."

 

[mandy]

[quote1262144924=BIOP]
this was a month or so ago but it's still hilarious:
Brains(really drunk): "I would put it in a guy's but, what's the difference between a guy and a girl if it is in the butt?"
Some Random: "Ummmmm that's what makes you gay or straight."
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hahahahahahha brains