I find a good pron video after a week of not wanking, then proceed to spill my seed all over it. The resulting combination of water and spit give it a new, crunchier texture. At this point, my mousepad closely resembles the Bonneville salt flats.
Message gaben.
Seriously though, 've heard quitting can help, especially when it makes your team lose. i.e. carry a team and then bail out.
Also, why do you wanna derank?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042794744/
Approx time: 12:00am (midnight)
Basically this guy would be shooting and knifing others down to low health, presumably to get assist points/be a general douchebag. Don't know if this is a bannable offence, but I thought I'd let you guys know.