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Ba Chicka Wa Wa

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

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Back to the start of the thread anyone one else hear this from their gf....

Me: You know you like it in the ass

Gf: I don't not, you only do it every once in a while...

Me: Uh ya cause you like it, if you didn't like it you wouldn't let me

Gf: Well you only do it ever time I get drunk

Me: So if you tell me to do it so what? You scream and like it

Gf: Fuck you ass hole you just take advantage of me cause I'm drunk

Me: Uh....so?

Gf: FUCK YOU!!!!!! "She then storms off" lol
 
Fork Included

Fork Included

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[quote1235432068=Ba Chicka Wa Wa]
Back to the start of the thread anyone one else hear this from their gf....

Me: You know you like it in the ass

Gf: I don't not, you only do it every once in a while...

Me: Uh ya cause you like it, if you didn't like it you wouldn't let me

Gf: Well you only do it ever time I get drunk

Me: So if you tell me to do it so what? You scream and like it

Gf: Fuck you ass hole you just take advantage of me cause I'm drunk

Me: Uh....so?

Gf: FUCK YOU!!!!!! "She then storms off" lol
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you spelled Obama wrong.
 
Leroy

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
I have. I've met two. I told Shotgun Jesus about it. I am 100% serious, she took ATM.
 
Leroy

Leroy

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Being drunk just gets them in the mood, it doesn't dull the pain. Anal is all about the angles, and not going balls out (excuse the pun).

Gotta go slow, real slow, lots of lube, hold them tight, and whisper loving things in their ear, while you fuck them in their asshole.
 
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what a load of crock

leroy talking about "gentle"...

you only have two moves, IN and OUT, you do it fast, and you do it till you cant go any more, you raging rapist.
 
OG buckshot jr

OG buckshot jr

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[quote1235503010=Leroy]

Being drunk just gets them in the mood, it doesn't dull the pain. Anal is all about the angles, and not going balls out (excuse the pun).

Gotta go slow, real slow, lots of lube, hold them tight, and whisper loving things in their ear, while you fuck them in their asshole.

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It's all fine and dandy, but it hasn't worked :(

I've tried, she just won't do it man.. she says do it, then I try, and it's still a no.. I don't know what to do (as she watches me write this, no joke)...
 
Leroy

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
Buddy, this is it. I'll give you the steps. Get KY. whatever, fancy, scented, I use plain jane KY.

Second, it takes time, maybe even a month or more... she has to get used to you playing down there. So, start by just rubbing that tight little asshole with your finger.. also, bring her to orgasm around the same time, so she associates the finger touching with pleasure. Then put her on her side, and approach from the rear, on your side as well, as if you're kinda doggy, but on your side.

Next, just insert one finger, then two fingers. Make sure she's clean down there, nothing kills a mood quicker..

After 3 fingers, biting her shoulders softly, rubbing her body, telling her sweet sexy things, lube up, and just slip your head in, real slow, let her guide it in.

Then stop. Dead serious, continue along with normal vaginal intercourse.

Next time, put it in a little bit more, then stop.

Next time, get a little motion on..

Its absolutely no rush, and if you wreck your gf, you won't EVER get it EVER again.

Slow and steady wins this race. The goal is to get her missionary, so she can properly rub herself off.. once you reach this step, that she can self pleasure, then you're off to the races..

Feel free to change any steps to suit your gf, and remember, I'm a fucking pro! (no pun intended)
 
Spinny

Spinny

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I think you have tried this tactic on more men than women leroy :P u dirty ass fiend
 
Ba Chicka Wa Wa

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

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No it defiantly works if you work them up to it. If she don't want it or your rough it will hurt her and she wont let you. Start by sticking your finger in her ass when your eating her out, and getting ready to get off...
 
OG buckshot jr

OG buckshot jr

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[quote1235530504=Leroy]
Buddy, this is it. I'll give you the steps. Get KY. whatever, fancy, scented, I use plain jane KY.

Second, it takes time, maybe even a month or more... she has to get used to you playing down there. So, start by just rubbing that tight little asshole with your finger.. also, bring her to orgasm around the same time, so she associates the finger touching with pleasure. Then put her on her side, and approach from the rear, on your side as well, as if you're kinda doggy, but on your side.

Next, just insert one finger, then two fingers. Make sure she's clean down there, nothing kills a mood quicker..

After 3 fingers, biting her shoulders softly, rubbing her body, telling her sweet sexy things, lube up, and just slip your head in, real slow, let her guide it in.

Then stop. Dead serious, continue along with normal vaginal intercourse.

Next time, put it in a little bit more, then stop.

Next time, get a little motion on..

Its absolutely no rush, and if you wreck your gf, you won't EVER get it EVER again.

Slow and steady wins this race. The goal is to get her missionary, so she can properly rub herself off.. once you reach this step, that she can self pleasure, then you're off to the races..

Feel free to change any steps to suit your gf, and remember, I'm a fucking pro! (no pun intended)
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Tru that, I am taking my time.. guess I'm just getting impatient.. but ya, I'll stick with it, and see how it goes...
 
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Mel Gibson Jr

[blockquote]Buckshot jr.

It's all fine and dandy, but it hasn't worked

I've tried, she just won't do it man.. she says do it, then I try, and it's still a no.. I don't know what to do (as she watches me write this, no joke)...[/blockquote]

I know exactly what u are talking about, my last girl said no and I got her to and not even half way in it was ouch ouch ouch no no no. never got close again
 
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