Got a little lucky

Glocky

Drinking your tears
Completed a mission, got a Falchion Case drop, sold my AK-47 to buy a key, opened the case, ejaculated.
If I actually thought this was literal, I would suggest some changes. Forget the case, romance the box, dick the box, jack the box if you have protection, if not a) surprise - buttsecks! or b) pearl necklace.
 
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