Joe Rogan Rant on Kellogs

[Yahn]

http://blog.joerogan.net/archives/454??


one of the best rants I've ever read

 

[Yahn]

It’s 4:40am here in LA, and I’m going to wrap up this blog and to celebrate its completion I’m going to enjoy one of my personal favorite Kellogg’s products: Eggo waffles.
I’m gonna pop 4 of them bitches into the toaster, and then I’m gonna stuff the bong with some fine, American grown “Train Wreck” and sacrifice the sacred plant to the fire gods in tribute to the unjustly persecuted 8 time Olympian hero. Then I’m gonna get some butter, and I’m gonna smear it on those Eggos, I’m gonna cover them with maple syrup, and I’m going to eat the ever loving fuck out of them.
Good day, sirs.

Yours truly,

Joe Rogan.

 

[47]

joe rogan is cooool !
love his stand-up comedy too !!
check it out noobs

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Wow, I didn't know he could speak so freely on his blog and get in no shit. That's fucking awesome! He speaks with some intelligence too, good to see a "star" keepin it real!

 

[Steve]

oh wow didnt even see this thread when i posted up my thread on this

 

[auron]

I think he's a fuck.

Just a my two cents.

 

[47]

[quote1235071853=Auron]
I think he's a fuck.

Just a my two cents.
[/quote1235071853]

cause ur *special*, tootsie

 

[Steve]

joe's the man, he would woop everyone on this forums ass with his kick ass BBJ skillz

 

[.44 caliber]

apparently he fought in one of the early UFC matches and got his ass kicked. kind of a douche but he does good stand up and fight commentary.

 

[Steve]

nah he's never fought in UFC, he's far from that talented..