The "This is why I'm stupid" thread!

[Fanko]

Today I did something really dumb.. and I thought we could all share our idiocy. Ill start:

Today I did a load of laundry with a half pack of cigarettes in it. Filters EVERYWHERE!!

 

[Steve]

Leaving shit in the pockets of your pants and doing laundry doesn't mean your stupid.

Smoking sigs means your stupid.


o_O

 

[Fanko]

Ugh.. I knew I would get that

 

[Cock]

I put 8 lighters in a dryer for half hour. Nothing exploded
Edit: I should mention I was 10 when I did this

Also dude that sucks

 

[Fanko]

Haha nice! I do a lot of dumb things so you will likely see daily updates from me xd

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I come here everyday, multiple times.

 

[47]

lol

 

[Narf!]

Dean, Steve, 47, TT and Pyro nudged me into buying DayZ. I was able to play it for 3-4 hours before they all bailed on the game...

$30 down the drain.

 

[Brades]

Dean, Steve, 47, TT and Pyro nudged me into buying DayZ. I was able to play it for 3-4 hours before they all bailed on the game...

$30 down the drain.

HHahhahh

 

[Low Budget]

Dean, Steve, 47, TT and Pyro nudged me into buying DayZ. I was able to play it for 3-4 hours before they all bailed on the game...

$30 down the drain.

ROFL

 

[zackychuu]

Dean, Steve, 47, TT and Pyro nudged me into buying DayZ. I was able to play it for 3-4 hours before they all bailed on the game...

$30 down the drain.

Shouldn't give in to peer pressure bro..

 

[Fanko]

Got a speeding ticket today.. 80 in a 50. This is why I'm stupid

 

[Steve]

Narf is full of shit. We wanted to play plenty of times after he bought it. Faggot was to busy scriming and playing TF2.

Faggot gonna fag

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I believe Narf over you sacks of

 

[Fanko]

Not nice

 

[DyNe]

This weekend...wow im embarassed already.... I like to work on my car occasionally. Its a 2007 honda civic si and i've done a few mods. So i had to take off my bumped to fix my foglights which had been unplugged doing a different mod. So i had a rachet and i was on my back taking off the corner of the lower part of the bumper and the rachet slipped off and smoked me above the eye and gave me a massive kinda bruise black eye thing. And then i was kind of drunk so on my way in to take a look i smoked my pinky toe on a brick and split it wide open LOL..... I'm the king idiot!

 

[Fanko]

Ouch

 

[Akogishi]

I stuck my finger in an electrical socket when I was younger. It hurt and threw me back... oh ya, and i drove my car into a tree drunk without a seat belt on about 5 years ago... :bang:

 

[47]

Dean, Steve, 47, TT and Pyro nudged me into buying DayZ. I was able to play it for 3-4 hours before they all bailed on the game...

$30 down the drain.

just played with taco. we just msg each other and see if other wants to dayz. new patch came out, 2.6, but i wasnt able to test if it fixed the epic artifacts. msg me when im on steam, well pray.

 

[dead mike]

I went to school.....