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Boat License Guaranteed! Why pay $49.95 plus tax to challenge the test or repeat the test several times and still may not qualify for a boating license? I will cover all the fundamentals of boating with you until you pass the test; or go online and review the free online study guide at...

Name: TD Death aka old fart Old fart has been missing for a long time now. I think his wife destroyed his computer. Death may be a victim of kidnapping, abduction or have alzheimer's disease. Please help me find death before he commits suicide or dies by natural causes your help will be...

Thirty-One is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Hahaha lol. Happy BiRtHdAy Dude!

You might be a cheapskate if…… 1. You concentrate on lowest prices than quality of an item. 2. You’ve ever went Christmas shopping at Goodwill. 3. You bought your wife her anniversary present at a yard sale. 4.You never buy flowers at Memorial Day. 5.When shopping for groceries,you don’t...

Do you look out the window of a airplane and why? Yes: I am always looking for a flock of birds on takeoff and landings. It only takes one bird to take you down.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own. HaPpY BiRtHdAy Buddy!!

OK guys loosen up and pay attention. The amount of my donation depends on team kills and how I feel. Lately my team is killing me more than usual. I decided to hold you guys accountable. For every time my team kills me, I will minus $2.00 from the pot. So far I Killed: Rorschach, Ustasa...

1. You debate who’d win a fight – Han Solo or Indiana Jones 2. You play and finish a Final Fantasy game…and then go back and play it again with the cheats     and walkthroughs 3. You own more than five comic books 4. You have practiced putting on condoms 5. You go to conventions to meet...

So you got a few gray hairs, no big deal. Oh, down there too huh? Bummer. Happy Birthday .44 Caliber  :)

No, I'm not making fun of short people, although that's pretty easy to do! 1.Like...you need to borrow some money,cause you are SHORT on cash... 2.Do you have short term memory. 3.No no no I said I wanted shrimp for dinner. 4.When you were a child did your parents have to buy 2 booster...

1. You strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain! 2. That you use dental floss as toilet paper. 3. You use chapstick as deoderant. 4. You hula hoop with a cheerio. 5. If you drank through a straw you'd fall into it. 6. You can dodge rain drops. 7. You had to...

If two young men fight over female, is she the blame?

16 of the best fat jokes ---------------------------- 1. I wouldn't say you're fat but when you sit around the house, you sit around the house! 2. You're so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody. 3. I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong...

In almost every forum lurks at least one difficult person. Occasionally a new person will come along who leaves hateful comments, but why?. I think they enjoy the chaos and reactions they generate or just naturally mean-spirited. What do you think it could be?

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.I know where my watch is buddy,where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to...

Who are the Cheapest people you know? For me it's my Ukrainian wife!  :p

What is the dumbest Halloween costume you've seen?

How many Leafs games are you going to and would you pay $707.00 for set of tickets for Section: 108 Row: 4 .Center Ice Platinums?

No alcohol-monitoring bracelet could stop me from celebrating your birthday Cock. Happy 27 or 9,861 Days 236,665 Hours 14,199,950 Minutes 851,996,220 Seconds Party on Dude!! :)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ... ---------------------------------------------------------- 1. All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color. 2. At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough. 3. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 4. In a...