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    Parent's will

    Are childen obligated to preserve property left in their parent's will?
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    *** NEWSFLASH ***

    Tell ALL your female friends that I can get 100 tampons for only $1.00 ... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!
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    If you actually want to get fired.

    If you actually want to get fired. Things to say to your boss: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- This job is easy! Anybody could do it! I make too much money. You know, Bob and I do the same thing, except Bob is MUCH better at it. You know...
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    10 Things to do to your Boss

    10 Things to do to your Boss -------------------------------------- 1. You’re eavesdropping and you hear your boss has reservations at his favorite restaurant. You know, the one you can’t afford. Call them back and cancel his reservations – say you’re his wife. 2. Every time your boss...
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    Dalton McGuinty, the tax man!

    Here is what our premier has done for Ontario in the past seven years!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He increased all the licensing fees from your car to your boat including fishing and hunting. He introduced the health care...
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    Top 16 things not to say to your Boss

    Top 16 things not to say when your boss walks up to you and asks “What are you doing?” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Nothing special... 2. I’m glad you asked, because I just wondered if there’s anything I...
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    Disagreeing

    Is disagreeing with your boss a reason to be terminated?
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    Garage Sales?

    Do you shop at garage sales?
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    Retirement

    Do you expect to be able to afford to retire when you are 65?
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    Business / loved one

    Would you ever consider going into business with a loved one?
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    Body scans..

    Are "FULLBODY" scans at airports worth the invasion of privacy?
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    15 Reasons to be Gay..

    1.You can call anyone "honey" including pets. 2.You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous." 3.You understand why the good Lord invented spandex. 4.You know how to dress strategically. 5.There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. 6.You have a...
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    Retirement..

    Do you expect to be able to afford to retire when you are 65?
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    Snow!

    When you have snow who clears the way for you?
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    Answering Machine Messages..

    Answer Machine Messages ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.Hi. This is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be deleted. 2.Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. 3.Hello! I'm on a four...
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    What Things On Your Resume Really Mean

    What Things On Your Resume Really Mean ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL...
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    Children after 40?

    Is it too late to have children after 40? Why?
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    Badmouthing

    If someone is badmouthing you behind your back, should you be able to sue?
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    Spank Children

    Do you think grade-school teachers should or should not be permitted to spank children at school?
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    Races..

    Were you raised to respect different races? (be honest)
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